There should be a warranty connected with your diploma. Why don’t colleges have a disclaimer in their admissions manual, “If you don’t get a job in 60 days, you get your money back. Just take your diploma down to your school and say ‘this thing is defective I want my money back.’” Don’t leave until you get your money or when they call the police, whatever comes first.
I just found out the best way to lose weight. Forget about that expensive work out machine, diet plan, gym, and even exercising. All you have to do is get the flu, not just any flu but the stomach flu. Watch inches disappear from you waist. You will lose definitions from your biceps, triceps, deltoids, and other muscles that rhyme with “ceps” and “oids.”
If you constantly like being sick and in pain then this plan is for you. If you don’t die you will have a great figure that people will admire. I hate being sick.
