Pink

I always wondered why girls like the color pink. Is it because they are brought up to like that color? If you look at the toys and clothing made for girls, they are mostly pink. So to make sure my daughter isn’t influence by society I gouged her eyes out.

Games Online

I love playing games online, especially army games. How else can I legally kill Americans?

Show Off

Have you ever had a disorder you were proud to show off? I did, but no one wanted to see me eat human flesh.

My Wife’s Tampons

I remember once when I found my wife’s tampons. I wanted to know how it worked, but no good came out of trying to find out. I couldn’t crap for weeks.

I took a time out

I took a time out this week.  I’ll starting writing again beginning next week (9/10/2007).