When I Pee

My doctor informed me that when I pee, blood shouldn’t come out. I guess drinking all that acid wasn’t a good idea.

6 Responses to “When I Pee”

  1. LightContrast Says:

    I literally snorted as I read that. I can’t help wondering…why the acid drinking?

  2. wagi Says:

    I was going to put “… to kill the lizard i swallowed.” But I though it would be funny if I left it up the imagination of the reader.

  3. LightContrast Says:

    Haha. But now I have another question, why swallow a lizard? It’s a lot easier to swallow a fly. ;)

  4. wagi Says:

    because it taste like chicken.

  5. LightContrast Says:

    Haha….that’s a classic answer.

  6. bvllets Says:

    You were probably trippin balls.

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