Archive for May, 2008

Arresting My Father

May 30, 2008

The hardest thing I ever did in my life was arresting my father. I had to throw him down the stairs so he would stop fighting back.

Fight

May 28, 2008

If you ever get into a fight never stick your arms straight up in the air and walk slowly towards your attacker. That technique never works.

Master Degree

May 18, 2008

I went back to school to get my masters’ degree so I can own some slaves.

I’m Still around

May 18, 2008

Don’t worry all I’m still around. I’m just trying to think of some good stuff to write and also I’ve been a little tied up. I’m trying that exercise p90x and it’s taking up a lot of my time.