They’re Not Gay

I wonder why people call homosexuals “Gay”? They’re not gay, they’re just as miserable as the rest of us. They are more like “Deviants of society.”

The reason why I wasn’t updating my blog

I know, I know I wasn’t updating my blog too much. The reason why is that I was creating a web site, cute-kittens.com, for a web firm.

New Job Location

I remember once a new office opened up in another country and I wanted to go there so badly but they wouldn’t let me. I guess it was the questions about if there were any laws against under aged sex over there.

Pubic Hair

I remember I burnt my face and needed a skin graft. The doctor took it from my butt, now I have pubic hair growing out of my face.

Broke Into My House

I remember once a guy broke into my house and tied my family and me up, we were so scared. He then wanted to play a game. He wanted me to choose who should die first, my wife, my son or my daughter. I asked him, “Can’t you kill them all?”