I’ve never been good at taking tests, especially drug tests. They always say I can’t bring my pee in a bucket. If they only knew how long it takes to fill up a 33-gallon bucket, they would give me a medal.
Archive for October, 2008
Drug Tests
October 30, 2008Alarm clock
October 28, 2008I remember when I used to put a pin on top of my alarm clock’s snooze button. The reason being is that when the alarm would go of and I hit the snooze button, the pain from the pin will really wake me up. But I forgot to tell my wife, you should have seen the look on her face when I smashed the alarm clock against her head when she didn’t make me breakfast on time.
Alzheimer
October 27, 2008Alzheimer is such a great disease because there is never old news.
Falling Down
October 6, 2008You should never fall down escalators that are going up. You will never hit the bottom. You will just keep falling down and staying in one place. Unless a piece of you face gets stuck in one of the stairs and drags you back up.
