Bald People

Bald people make me laugh because I have hair and they don’t.

Pathetic

It sucks when you’re going bold and you have to go outside.  If a strong gust of wind comes all that effort you put into fixing your hair, so it looks like you have some, goes to waste.  Sometimes if you’re one of those lucky bald men your hair can join the wind.  Now, not only would you be freaky looking but also you can look pathetic chasing your hair saying, “No, stop, please don’t go, I need you.  Oh crap!”

Testosterone Anybody

It’s said that bald men have high testosterone.  Who cares?  What good is it if you can’t get a woman to look at you?

My Hair

Why does the body put hair in places you don’t want it and take it away where you do want it?  Lets take my butt for example; I could comb and braid it if I want to.  I could only imagine what my genes must be thinking.  “More hair in the ear?  Yes. How about on the back?  Hell yeah.  What about the nose?  You bet.  Should we put some on the head?  No way, why would we do a thing like that.  In fact lets take some off the head and put it on the buttocks.  We want him to look old and ugly.  There’s no reason why we should attract the opposite sex.”