My Manager

Once I was on an interview and they asked me why I was fired from my last job. I said, “Me and my manager couldn’t get along with each other. I didn’t like the way he managed and he didn’t like the way I stabbed him.”

Mental Scars

I was fried from a job I really liked.  Something about smacking my boss around with his shoe didn’t go over so well.  I didn’t mind them throwing my things out the window but did they really have to make fun of me on my way out.  They hurt my feelings and we all know mental scars last a lifetime.

Pee-Pee

If I’m ever fired from my job, I’m going to take a pee-pee on everything. I’m going to pee-pee on my boss, my secretary, my co-workers and my desk. When security comes for me, they’re going to have to fight threw my pee.