Blind People

Blind people have a great exccuse if they break things. For example, if they ram their car into a wall they can blame their blindness. If they crash a plane, they can blame their blindness. If they cut someone in half while operating a chain saw, they can blame their blindness.

My Friend

I used to have a friend who was blind.  I always made him walk into things, like walls, lampposts, doggie poo and traffic.  That’s why I used to have a friend who was blind.