Dating For A Year

You know if a man is dating you for more than a year, he’s not going to marry you.  Go ahead and bring that conversation up, see how fast he runs away.

Any Woman

If I wanted to I could get any woman I want, anywhere any time.  All I need is a gun and a garbage bag.

Love

I don’t date anymore since December 23, 1995. That’s when she, the women of my dreams, dumped me. I was actually going to ask her to marry me but no she didn’t want anything to do with me. So what if I slept with her brother, that doesn’t mean I didn’t love her.