Show Off

Have you ever had a disorder you were proud to show off? I did, but no one wanted to see me eat human flesh.

Cancer

I lost my arm to cancer. I lost my testicle to cancer. I lost my hearing, well I kind of lost my hearing to a pencil. I was trying to stop my brain from moving around so I tried to stabilize it with a pencil. Going through my ear didn’t work, but the one up my nose did.

Being Blind

I use to be blind until I realized I was sleeping.

The Voices

I used to hear voices in my head until I realized the radio was on.

Anorexic

I used to be anorexic until I got hungry.