Archive for the ‘Exercise’ Category

My Mother

June 26, 2007

My mother found a great way to lose weight without exercising. She used to be 250lbs and now she’s a mere 125lbs. All she did was get breast cancer, get a Mastectomy, take Chemotherapy and then Radiation-therapy. She’s never been sicker.

I Don’t Need To Exercise

June 23, 2007

I don’t need to exercise to loose weight, all I do is eat a tapeworm and he takes care of the rest, well until he kills me.

Running

June 22, 2007

I don’t run for exercise or the fun of it, so if you ever see me running that means cops are chasing me.

My Six-Pack

February 17, 2007

I have a six-pack stomach hidden underneath one of my swollen pack, which people like to refer to as my gut.

Becoming Healthier

August 19, 2006

I started to exercise because I want to become healthier.  I mean I don’t want to lose my breath from drinking water.  I don’t want to become exhausted when I get up to change the channel.  I also don’t want to have to oil my sides up to walk trough doorways.

Actually the real reason why I started to exercise is because one day I’m going to need my strength and energy to survive and kill the weak.