My mother found a great way to lose weight without exercising. She used to be 250lbs and now she’s a mere 125lbs. All she did was get breast cancer, get a Mastectomy, take Chemotherapy and then Radiation-therapy. She’s never been sicker.
I don’t need to exercise to loose weight, all I do is eat a tapeworm and he takes care of the rest, well until he kills me.
I don’t run for exercise or the fun of it, so if you ever see me running that means cops are chasing me.
I have a six-pack stomach hidden underneath one of my swollen pack, which people like to refer to as my gut.
I started to exercise because I want to become healthier. I mean I don’t want to lose my breath from drinking water. I don’t want to become exhausted when I get up to change the channel. I also don’t want to have to oil my sides up to walk trough doorways.
Actually the real reason why I started to exercise is because one day I’m going to need my strength and energy to survive and kill the weak.
