My mother found a great way to lose weight without exercising. She used to be 250lbs and now she’s a mere 125lbs. All she did was get breast cancer, get a Mastectomy, take Chemotherapy and then Radiation-therapy. She’s never been sicker.
Archive for the ‘Exercise’ Category
My Mother
June 26, 2007I Don’t Need To Exercise
June 23, 2007I don’t need to exercise to loose weight, all I do is eat a tapeworm and he takes care of the rest, well until he kills me.
Running
June 22, 2007I don’t run for exercise or the fun of it, so if you ever see me running that means cops are chasing me.
My Six-Pack
February 17, 2007I have a six-pack stomach hidden underneath one of my swollen pack, which people like to refer to as my gut.
Becoming Healthier
August 19, 2006I started to exercise because I want to become healthier. I mean I don’t want to lose my breath from drinking water. I don’t want to become exhausted when I get up to change the channel. I also don’t want to have to oil my sides up to walk trough doorways.
Actually the real reason why I started to exercise is because one day I’m going to need my strength and energy to survive and kill the weak.
