Dog Pound

I remember the first time I got a job. It was at a dog pound and I couldn’t believe I was going to get paid for killing dogs, it use to be just a hobby.

I Drove A Car

I remember the first time I drove a car, I was so scared because of all the cops that were chasing.

You First

I remember the first time I was about to have sex I was so excited.  We went into her room and she sat on her bed and said, “Take all your close off.”  Within seconds I was in my birthday suit.  Then she started pointing and laughing. 

“It’s so small and funny looking.  It looks like it’s going to fall off.”

“I’m cold and It’s scared.”

“Yeah what ever, I guess we better get this over with.  Remember its $100 for the first hour.”

She took off all of her clothing and I said, “Wow, your penis is bigger then mine.  Hey wait a minute women aren’t supposed to have penises.  I think I went to the wrong kind of pimp.  Oh well might as well get this over with, should I bend over or should you.”