A Barbecue

I was doing a barbecue in my backyard one day when it started to rain. I got so angry that I yelled at the clouds. Then, all of a sudden, the clouds turned into a big hand and gave me the finger.

Steak

I remember once I was having a hard time eating  steak. I used my hands to help my mouth chew it, but after a broken jaw, a broken nose, a black eye, and a slight concussion I stopped eating steak.

My Toast

My toast got stuck in my toaster so I took a fork to try and get it out but I got electrocuted. I tried using a spoon and I got shocked again. I tried and knife and the same thing happened. I got fed up and tried to get my toast with my hand and killed myself. I guess taking a bath and making toast wasn’t a good idea.