Year 2000

Hey where is the artificial intelligence that’s supposed to take over the world and rid the planet of mankind in the year 2000.  Also where is the apocalyptic earth where there are no cities, just large mounds of human dust and the survivors have to eat other to survive? 

In Ten Years

Where do I see myself in ten years?  Well I see myself unconscious in a motel room with drool coming out of my mouth.  I have a blunt object in one hand, an empty can in the other and a dead transvestite in the bed.  Well maybe in eleven years, you never know.