Ghost Cat

I had a ghost cat in my house once. It would always annoy the crap out of me. So I got myself a ghost dog to chase the ghost cat away. Now I have two ghost animals annoying the crap out of me.

Old House

I live in an old house and it makes really weird noises at night like, get out, I’m going to kill you, etc.  The weirdest thing is that it sounds a lot like my father.

The Attic

Whenever I get scared I tend to put my hand down my pants and hold my penis. I don’t know why I do it, I just do. One day I had to go up to my attic and get something. When I was up there, the lights went out, which caused me to take hold of my little guy. All of a sudden the lights went back on and there was a ghost standing a few feet in front of me. I don’t know why but I threw my penis at it.

Ghost In My House

I’ve gotten so sick and tired of this ghost in my house, scaring the crap out of me, that I went over to his and burnt it down to the ground. I wasn’t surprised when he had me arrested for arson.

Haunted House

I live in a haunted house. One night the so-called ghost attacked me and hurt me really badly. So I called the police and had it arrested for assault. You should have seen how much that ghost was crying when they took it away.

Who’s Afraid Of Ghosts

You ever see the look on a ghost’s face when you scare it?