Ghost Cat
February 6, 2007I had a ghost cat in my house once. It would always annoy the crap out of me. So I got myself a ghost dog to chase the ghost cat away. Now I have two ghost animals annoying the crap out of me.
I had a ghost cat in my house once. It would always annoy the crap out of me. So I got myself a ghost dog to chase the ghost cat away. Now I have two ghost animals annoying the crap out of me.
I live in an old house and it makes really weird noises at night like, get out, I’m going to kill you, etc. The weirdest thing is that it sounds a lot like my father.
Whenever I get scared I tend to put my hand down my pants and hold my penis. I don’t know why I do it, I just do. One day I had to go up to my attic and get something. When I was up there, the lights went out, which caused me to take hold of my little guy. All of a sudden the lights went back on and there was a ghost standing a few feet in front of me. I don’t know why but I threw my penis at it.
I’ve gotten so sick and tired of this ghost in my house, scaring the crap out of me, that I went over to his and burnt it down to the ground. I wasn’t surprised when he had me arrested for arson.
I live in a haunted house. One night the so-called ghost attacked me and hurt me really badly. So I called the police and had it arrested for assault. You should have seen how much that ghost was crying when they took it away.
You ever see the look on a ghost’s face when you scare it?