A man wanted to sell me life insurance once. He said, “You should buy life insurance, just in case you die you won’t have to worry about your loved ones.”
I said, “When I die, I’m going to have a lot more things to worry about then what happens to my loved one.”
“Like what?”
“Like being dead! Also being eating by worms, hell, the earth and my neighbors at the cemetery. You can’t trust dead people, they steal things.”
