Archive for the ‘Jobs’ Category

I Finally Got A Job

May 21, 2007

After looking for a long time I finally got a job that I hate.

A Pretty Good Job

November 9, 2006

I got a pretty good job the other day.  I make my own hours, work as long as I want and I’m my own boss.  The only problem is the salary, mugging old people is not as easy as it sounds.

On The Job

August 8, 2006

Since I have a lot of work experience I think I should let you know what not to do on a job.

  1. When they say you should kiss your boss’s butt, they literally don’t mean to kiss your boss’s butt.
  2. Never every grab your boss’s nipples, man or women just don’t do it.
  3. Do not attack and mug your boss in the parking lot without using a mask.