Games Online

I love playing games online, especially army games. How else can I legally kill Americans?

April Fool

I had the best Aprils fools day joke ever but I wound up getting arrested; I guess kids don’t like being shot at.

Ask Me For Directions

When people ask me for directions I love giving them the wrong information. It’s always fun to hear, on the news, that a tourist was killed because he was in the wrong neighborhood.

Oh Brother

I love playing practical jokes on my brother.  I wanted to get him good on his birthday, so I went over to his house and waited for him.  You should have seen the look on his face when he finally came home and found me doing his wife doggie style.