I once was on a little baseball league team and my couch wasn’t the best of couches. For example, during our championship game we were down by1 point. Before we went up to bat he gave us a peep talk.
“Listen kids, if you don’t win this game I’m gonna get fired. If that happens I’m gonna have a lot of free time on my hands. Do you know what a register sex offender does with a lot of free time, I’ll leave that up to your imaginations. Now go out there and win, or else.”
