Philosophy

My friend got his PhD in philosophy.  He also got a good job at a carwash, making minimum wage, and whishing he was dead. 

English Degree

I was talking to another friend who just graduated from college, with a degree in English.  He also graduated with high honors, but the best news is that he got a raise at McDonalds. 

Old Friend

I ran into an old friend of mine a couple of days ago, which I haven’t seen since high school.  We started to talk about what colleges we went to.  I asked him, “So what did you major in man?”

He said “Communications.”

I didn’t know what Communications was so I asked him, “What can you do with a Communication degree.”

“Well,” he said, “I can communicate with people.”

“And you get paid for that?”

“I wish.”